Talk about a case of mistaken identity. I was just hanging out shaking my turkey booty to my indie kids channel on Pandora and bam it happened!
How could Papa could mistaken me for our Thanksgiving turkey? I know my roast turkey topper is quite a delectable brown but come on guys!
Papa I’m cute but I’m not really a turkey.
Papa please don’t carve me up. I’m hungry but I don’t want to eat my giblets!
Look I don’t have any stuffing. I can’t be the turkey since I don’t have any stuffing.