legtable.jpg Don’t adjust your monitor. An innocent woman has not been stripped from the top half of her body, that is a table with, as the website says, “a great pair of legs.”

Who else is slightly frightened, and at the same time reminded of the ugly Leg lamps from the Christmas Story movie?

Both websites happen to advertise their wares as a conversation piece. There’s a shocker. “So, what do you think of my fabulous leg table?”…”Well, gee, aren’t you afraid it might come to life and walk out of the room?”

Note to self: Avoid decorating with appendages.

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