Let’s face it, this morning I was Milton, personified. The “finisher” on the copier in the friendly Computer Science department has been broken for a few days. That means we have to collate and staple everything manually. So I was stapling for 2 hours straight this morning. And the pesky stapler would occasionnally get jammed as well (it really doesn’t like the little staple pieces!
A red Swingline would have done this job much easier. Speaking of red, Happy Valentine’s Day! 
February 16th, 2003 at 8:44 pm
HAhaha! I can’t believe someone dedicated an entire website to Milton’s stapler! lol. Frickin’ hilarious. That’s such a great movie. Is there a Lumberg- type in the comp sci office too?
February 16th, 2003 at 9:01 pm
Hm, not really, the guy that comes to fix the copier is quite a character though. He talks about how he has this giant fish (a “musky” ) in his bathroom. It’s scary.