I might as well face it – I am completely devoid of almost all athletic skills. I’ve discovered the sports I can do: swim, walk, and aerobicize. Most others, I haven’t had much luck with. Not so much. I do play a mediocre bowling game though. Oh yeah baby.
Today we went ice-skating! I must have been a humorous sight, wobbling about at approximately .52 mph. This stupid little snotty kid who was about 3 feet tall cut me off 5 times. Damn him. At least the Ice Guard dude did a big violent stop near the little kid and got ice all over him. Yahoo! Good punishment for his constantly making me nervous.
I didn’t even fall while skating (a result of my going .52 mph, mind you) but this kid ran straight into my back and would have knocked me over if Oak hadn’t been holding my hand at that point. My hero. *cheesy eyelash flutters*
