I am beginning to think Chai may be the new, improved, less-calorie Mountain Dew.

Friendly, “Mr Nice Guy” John comes around tempting us. “WHO WANTS CHAI?” It is hard to resist when the smell is looming in the air. Imported from the very origin of wonderful coffee, that whole Oregon/Washington area, we lowly college students have become accustomed the highest quality brew.

Our newest favorite activity is to go to different coffee shops and taste-test the chai. Tonight’s consensus: Borders in Latham’s Chai is too milky and sweet.

I’m sure that this is all a part of John’s evil plan: to become a God to college students. He keeps saying, “Only the FIRST cups are free.” He is clearly taking the drug-dealer approach. Who knows where you can order mass quantities of chai for cheap on the internet??? Please share!

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