Well, today was the first day of my strenuous fitness regimen. Unfortunately, for step aerobics it’s the same instructor as last semester (the pouffy haired blonde with tan skin and perfect abs, oh gag). I did feel special when she was like, “HEY GIRL!” Oh yes. I’m so cool! I was disappointed when we did most of the same things as last semester, but was amused by the old ladies behind me groaning every 5 minutes. My mom gets mad when I call people old. I guess I consider anyone “old” more than 30 years older than me. Sorry mom. So anyhow the old(er) ladies were moaning to each other, “I can’t take this any more!” “OW!” “I found muscles I didn’t even know were there!” Of course, I know I’m going to be one of these ladies one day. Heck, I’m practically one of them now, it would be fun to scream in pain during class! I’m hoping that staying in aerobics will make it natural for me to keep it up for the rest of my life. At least, that’s the Master Plan(tm). That, and to take over the world.

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